The strange guy approaches, oblivious to your presence in the shrubbery. You could easily let him pass and continued your naked journey solo but the sun is beginning to set and you fear mosquito bites in uncomfortable regions. You leave the security of the ferns but he continues on, perhaps in a daydream of his own.

"Excuse me," you call out before he's out of ear shot. He turns, examines your naked form, and raises an eyebrow but remains silent. "Do you know the way to Kakariko Village?" The remaining eyebrow joins the first and he laughs.

"I can't say I've met many freshly fallen but you're the first to do so naked," he says with a chuckle. "Did you slip in the shower?" You look at your feet, the only confirmation he needs before he laughs again at your bad luck. "Well, you've landed a very long way from home." He dismounts from his horse and digs around in a saddle pack before throwing a shirt and pants your way.

"Thanks," you say as you pull on the pants. They are thick, warm, and itchy, making you wish you had your underwear. The shirt is no better.

"It's all I can do for you right now," he says. "That way," he points in the direction he came, "is Faerondael, an elven city you would do best to avoid. And that way," he points ahead of him. "Is Canterstross, a human city you want to avoid."

"So where do I go?" you ask as you look in both directions.

"You can find help that direction," he points into the forest on the other side of the road. "There's an older guy, Hank, looks and smells like a high school chemistry teacher, but lives in a cottage deep in the woods. He can help you, just tell him Jamie sent you."

"Jamie?" you repeat. It's obvious to him you're staring at his get up. He shrugs.

"I fell at a Con and these clothes hold up better than what this world has to offer," he explains. "Avoid the Cat while you're in there," he motions to the forest with his head as he mounts his horse again. "She doesn't take well to newbs." You nod and he gives you a quick wave before riding on. You're on your own again, but dressed. Where do you want to go?

I've always wanted to see an elven city.

There's no reason to avoid a human city, I'm one of them!

I shall take the advice of the strangely dressed fellow and seek out Hank.